Anything's Possible in a Dream

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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micthemicrophone:

poeticallybrown:

owl-vortex:

10 things our kids will never understand…

limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory

Fucking Limewire.

(Source: the-vortexx, via sonceadanna)

— 2 days ago with 164586 notes

squarerootofpreston:

m-cmlxxv:

yesterdaysvintagenightmares:

I expect nothing less.

THE SNITCH ONE OH MY GOD

I will say no if you don’t propose with the snitch or the har

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— 2 days ago with 95861 notes
When I'm late:these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
When somebody else late:u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!
— 2 days ago with 48668 notes
#Lmao  #true 

gunsounds:

madbootyscientist:

nice boobs and nice ass isn’t a requirement from my girl. like i ain’t gon turn down a shawty wit a perfect personality and a beautiful face cause she don’t got no body. body is icing on the cake but pound cake ain’t got no icing and i fuck wit that heavy. 

i love this post so much

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— 3 days ago with 173938 notes
nightgaunts:

lipla bed, jean-marie massaud, 2010

nightgaunts:

lipla bed, jean-marie massaud, 2010

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— 3 days ago with 30934 notes

bettedot-tattler:

Though even in the darkest of night, the promise of dawn beckons.

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— 1 week ago with 559 notes
me:what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system:worry not
school system:mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
— 1 week ago with 402910 notes